When is Arbor Day?

Here's another laugh from junk mail.

The PAPER flyer below was inside one of the ValuPak coupon mailers. You know, the ones that trick you into opening them by saying, "This envelope could contain a $50 gift certificate!" Could is obviously the operative word. I didn't open the envelope so much because of the possibility of a mysterious $50 gift certificate as much as the possibility of a buy one entree, get one free at any local dining establishment.












Oh, the irony.