Did you know that round things roll?!

I have a new exercise ball. I was reading the instructions last night and cracked up at the following instruction.

Mount, dismount, and change position on the ball slowly. Due to the round shape of the ball, it could roll out from under the user and cause injury.

Dangit...I expected this ball to be stationary at all times! I DEMAND A REFUND!

Impulses

I was in the 99 cent store at lunch today. As I was standing in line, I was looking at the various items they had hanging in the impulse aisle. Would you believe there was a box of condoms there?!

I can't decide which is better, the fact that the 99 cent store sells condoms, or the fact that they were in the impulse aisle.

Nothing says impulsive like buying condoms from the 99 cent store!!!