Ladies, let's have a little respect for our husbands. Don't say things that don't build him up, even if he will never hear them!
There are two posts on our wanted/for-sale board at work.
"My husband has outgrown some shorts that we just bought last summer. They are all size 32 and hardly worn."
"For Sale Rocker/Vibrating seat $15.00. I bought this after my husband almost sat on my newborn daughter...I used to put her on the couch wrapped in a blanket."
Nothing says love and respect like, "My husband's getting fat," and "I'm married to a moron."