My South Beach Diet frozen dinner included the following directions on the box.
"DO NOT EAT PRODUCT WITHOUT COOKING."
Who does that?! Here, honey, suck on a frozen piece of chicken breast!
And "CAUTION: PRODUCT AND PACKAGING WILL BE HOT!"
Well no kidding, I just took it out of the HOT microwave!
I'm sad because I know there really are some people in the world that are THAT DUMB.